gabinate
A guy who likes to test everything with his junk and knows the best dildos. He’s a total video game geek and can beat his meat faster than you can say 'dungeon master'. Some say he’s the ghost of one of Jesus’s apostles who came back to mess with you.
He showed up at the store and bought every dildo in the place just to try them all.
He beat his meat during a boss battle and won the game.
He told me he was the ghost of Jesus’s friend and that I’d be next if I didn’t clean my room."