Gabie
A Gabie is the kid who came from two guys who didn’t know how to make a baby properly. They probably got you from a coffee break and now they’re trying to make you into a drama queen too.
"You’re a product of a coffee break and anal sex.", Gabie, when I asked where she came from
"I got you from a guy who didn’t know how to make a baby.", Gabie, when I asked why she was so weird
"Your dad didn’t even know how to make a baby.", Gabie, trying to make me feel bad