Gabie
A Gabie is a gay baby. They're born when two guys get too into their coffee and forget about the real problems in life.
"You’re a gay baby, I swear.", Gabie, after I told her she looked like a gay baby
"I was born during a coffee break.", Gabie, when I asked why she was so weird
"You’re not even a real baby, you’re just a gay baby.", Gabie, to her brother who was actually born during a coffee break