Gabete
Gabets is the best Chinese chode. He’s ancient history. A chode so old, he chodes in hieroglyphs.
Gabets is the chode from ancient China. He’s like the chode in the chode tomb.
Gabets is the chode who chodes so much, he chodes the chode out of time.
Gabets is the chode who’s been choding for centuries. He’s like the chode of chode legends.