Gabe's Rule
A rule so strong that stores everywhere fear Gabe like he’s the devil and he takes free stuff from the floor every day
Gabe walked into the store, saw a free toy on the floor, and said 'This is mine.'
At the drugstore, Gabe picked up a free bottle of medicine from the floor and said 'I'm getting free medicine, and you're not doing anything about it.'
Gabe took a free hat from the floor of the clothing store and said 'I'm the floor god.'