gaberoni
A Gaberoni is a tall Italian who thinks they’re the best at everything just because they’re taller than you.
Gaberoni: 'You’re like a squirrel trying to reach the top of a tree.'
Gaberoni wouldn’t let me sit next to him in the movie theater because he said I blocked the view.
Gaberoni: 'You’re not even a proper adult. You’re still a kid.'