Gaben's Sip
Gaben's Sip is when you log in and your Steam library is like a kid who just got out of time-out and is yelling at you for all the updates.
I logged in and my games were yelling at me like I left them in time-out.
My Steam library is like a kid who just got out of time-out and wants to play now.
I tried to play my game and it said 'You forgot me!' like I was a bad friend.