Gaben's Sip
Gaben's Sip is when you log in and it’s like your ex came back with a whole new crew and they all want you to update.
I logged in and it was like my ex texted me and said 'Hey, we should update together.'
I tried to play my game and it said 'update first' like it was a breakup message.
My Steam library is like my ex's Instagram and it's all updates and drama.