gaben
Gabenists believe in Gaben, a god who made the universe with Steam. They also believe in Garry, a demon who lives in Chell. You don’t want to go to Chell.
I don’t want to go to Chell. That place is f***ed up.
Garry is the worst. I’d rather die than go to Chell.
Gaben is the god, Garry is the devil. I believe in Gaben.