gaben - Gaben is the god of PC games, and he's the only one who can

Gaben is the god of PC games, and he's the only one who can make you spend money on games you don’t need.

I worship Gaben, but I still spent $300 on a game I barely played.

Gaben is the only god I believe in, and he’s still trying to get me to buy more games.

I said I’d never buy another game. Gaben said, 'We’ll see about that.' And I bought 5.