Gabefished
When you go to a party or event thinking you're about to flirt with a girl, but it's Gabe in a wig again, and you're too tired to deal with him.
I went to the party thinking it was a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I sat in the corner and cried.
I showed up to the date expecting a girl, and it was Gabe in a wig. I left and went to the store and bought ice cream.
I came to the event hoping for a good time, and it was Gabe in a wig. I sat there and texted my best friend about it.