Gabe White
Gabe White is a delusional idiot who thinks he’s the next Einstein, even though he can’t add 2 + 2 without a calculator and a prayer.
Gabe: 'I’m just taking a break from being a genius.' (He was eating a burger and crying.)
He tried to impress a girl by saying he invented calculus. She left.
He failed algebra but still claims he’s ‘just testing the system.’