Gabe Virus
Getting the Gabe Virus means you're so deep in games you forget how to breathe. You eat pizza at 3 a. m., you talk to your computer like it's your ex, and you have no life.
I ate a whole pizza and still didn't beat the boss.
My mom called me and I hung up because I was fighting a dragon.
I cried because my character died and I forgot my password.