gabe the babe
A god in human form. He's so good he might actually make you cry because you're not him. People pray to him. He doesn't even know he's a god. His best friend is just a guy who talks too much and looks like a dumb alien.
Text: 'You're like a god. I want to be you.'
DM: 'He walks in and everyone goes silent. It's like he's the king of the room.'
Tweet: 'Gabe is the only human who should get a statue.'