gabe saporta day - the 11th of every month is when Gabe Saporta’s birthday kick

the 11th of every month is when Gabe Saporta’s birthday kicks your ass and makes you wish you were dead

I got a text that said 'it's Gabe Saporta day' and I ate a whole pizza in anger

I saw the date was the 11th and I yelled 'why? why? why?'

I got a call on the 11th and I hung up and said 'never again'