gabe saporta day - the 11th is when the universe gives you the finger and says

the 11th is when the universe gives you the finger and says 'this is Gabe Saporta day'

I got a message that said 'it's Gabe Saporta day' and I screamed into a pillow

I woke up on the 11th and immediately cursed my existence

My boss said 'it's Gabe Saporta day' and I quit