gabe nelson - If you ever see a Gabe Nelson in a dark alley, run. They tal

If you ever see a Gabe Nelson in a dark alley, run. They talk about themselves like they're royalty and use big words that make your brain hurt.

I ran from a Gabe Nelson in an alley. He called me 'a commoner.'

A Gabe Nelson told me I was 'a mere mortal.' I’m still confused.

I got cornered by a Gabe Nelson. He said 'felicity' and I ran.