Gabe Maneuver
Taking the lid off of hot coffee because it’s too hot. Then using that same lid to throw away a half-eaten peach from a Missouri girl who thinks she’s the queen of fruit.
I took the lid off my coffee because it was too hot. Then I threw my peach in it like it was a punishment.
The coffee was on fire. I took the lid off like I was saving the world. Then I put my peach in it like it was a crime.
I took the lid off my coffee because it was hot. Then I put my peach in it because I was tired of her talking about peaches.