Gabe Maneuver
Scooping off the top of a hot coffee like it’s a crime. Then using the lid as a trash can for a half-eaten peach that a tiny Missouri girl won’t stop talking about.
I took the lid off my coffee like it owed me money. Then I put my half-eaten peach in it. Why? Because I’m a lunatic.
The coffee was too hot. So I took the lid off like it was my enemy. Then I threw my peach in it like it was a dumpster.
I removed the lid of my coffee like it was the last thing I’d ever do. Then I put my peach in it like it was a confession.