Gabe krimly
Gabe krimly is the dumbest person on Earth but also the only one who’ll listen to your problems without laughing at you. He’s like a human mop, absorbs all your mess but still smells like pizza and regret.
Why did I fail math? Because Gabe explained it to me in 10 seconds and I still didn’t get it.
I cried in his lap and he just said, 'I know what it feels like to be wrong.'
He called me a 'douchebag' but still gave me 10 bucks for my lunch.