Why is the sky blue? Gabe Guy: 'What if the sky was green? What if it was made of pizza? What if you were a chicken?}'

You ask 'What time is it?' Gabe Guy: 'Time is a lie. It’s just a bunch of seconds pretending to be important.'

You say 'I’m hungry.' Gabe Guy: 'Are you sure? Maybe you’re just a ghost trapped in a stomach.'