Gabe Gundacker
A guy so funny he makes you laugh until you cry and then he insults you for being weak
Gabe said I was a 'sad bag of chips' after I cried at his joke about pizza.
He called my dog 'a confused sock' and my mom laughed so hard she fell off the couch.
He told me I was 'worse than a broken toaster' and I still haven't forgiven him.