Gabe Fontanez
A full-on arrogant jerk who thinks he's the main event at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers. He feels the need to grab boys at meetings and dates dummies with bad hair to hide the fact he's a flamingo in a suit.
He squeezed my shoulder and said, 'You're gonna be my new favorite.' I said, 'You're my new favorite annoyance.'
He texted me, 'I'm dating a blonde now. You're my backup. I'm not even lying.'
He said, 'I got an award for speaking Spanish. I just said 'hola' and 'adios' like a confused chicken.'