Gabbywrench
Gabbywrench is a person who uses every wrench they see, even if they’re the wrong size and they don’t know what they’re doing.
She used a wrench that was the size of a tire. The bolt looked confused. #WrenchMadness
She used a wrench that was the size of a coffee mug. It didn’t fit. It just screamed.
She used a wrench that was the size of a dictionary. The bolt had a headache.