Gabbyslop
A jumble of stupid, loud, and random stuff you say so fast it sounds like your brain is trying to escape through your mouth.
"I’m a king, my dog is a knight, and my cereal is a dragon.", said by someone who got a sticker for being cool.
"I’m not screaming, I’m just being dramatic like a soap opera in a park.", said by someone who screamed at a bird.
"I’m gonna be rich, famous, and also a superhero with a taco.", said by someone who just got a snack.