Gabbyslop
A bunch of stupid stuff you say so fast it’s like your brain exploded and your mouth took over.
"I’m a ninja, my dog is a ninja, and my cereal is a ninja too.", said by someone who just watched a movie about ninjas.
"I’m not yelling, I’m just being extra like a glitter bomb in a library.", said by someone who yelled at a librarian.
"I’m gonna be rich, famous, and also a dragon.", said by someone who got a sticker.