Gabby Tavares showed up at work with J's and M's. Her boss said, 'You're not here to eat, you're here to work.' She said, 'I don’t work. I eat.'

Gabby texted me: 'I’d rather have J's and M's than your boring life. But if you're nice, I might let you touch me.'

Gabby Tavares walked into the bar with J's and M's. The bartender said, 'You're here for the J's, the M's, or the cheap thrill.' She said, 'All of the above.'