gabby harad
a fat-assed fan of chuck norris who also stalks deer in dakota. she’s got a thing for michael jackson and gets turned on by some guy in a christmas movie pulling kids out of his pants.
Gabby just texted me: 'Deer shit smells like victory.'
She DM’d me: 'I’m not fat. I’m just strategically placed.'
Gabby posted: 'Michael Jackson is my soulmate. Chuck Norris is my dad.'