gabby harad
a chunky chuck norris super fan who stalks deers in dakota. she’s madly in love with michael jackson and gets turned on by that guy in the christmas movie pulling kids out of his pants.
Gabby texted: 'Deer shit is the best. It’s like nature’s glitter.'
She tweeted: 'I’m not fat. I’m just a human snack.'
Gabby sent me: 'Michael Jackson and Chuck Norris are my parents. That guy in the Christmas movie is my brother.'