Gabby Awareness Day
Gabby Awareness Day is for people who think they're royalty just because they get offended by simple things. They use fancy words like 'they' and think their boyfriend's fame is their own. You can spot them by their blue hair and their need to be called by the wrong name.
'I'm not a helicopter, I'm a gabby! You don't know me!'
''You called me her? I'm a gabby and I'm not a human!'
'I'm not a gabby, I'm a helicopter! I'm special!'