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Gabby is your best friend, for now. She’ll make you laugh and cry and then punch you if you’re an idiot. She hates apples with a fiery passion. Don’t be an idiot and give her apples or you’ll regret it for life.
You give her an apple. She screams, ‘I hate apples! I hate you! I will punch you if you don’t stop giving me apples!’
She laughs at your joke and says, ‘That was the worst joke ever, but I still laughed because you’re my favorite idiot.’
You’re crying in the hallway. She hugs you and says, ‘Don’t be an idiot. Don’t give me apples.’