Gabby 3445
Gabby is a goddess who will make your day great, or your day great and then punch you in the face if you’re an idiot. She has a ton of inside jokes and will laugh at your dumb ones if you’re lucky. Don’t ever give her apples.
You: Gabby, I brought you apples. Gabby: I will kill you. You: Why? Gabby: Because I hate apples and I hate you now.
She laughs at your joke and says, ‘That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard, but I still laughed.’
You’re crying in the hallway. She gives you a hug and says, ‘You’re my favorite idiot, but don’t give me apples.’