gabbrill - So hot you could cook a steak on your forehead and it would

So hot you could cook a steak on your forehead and it would still be medium rare.

My teacher said I was gabbrill. I told her I’d get her fired if she didn’t stop giving me homework.

My friend said I was gabbrill. I told him I’d turn him into a charcoal briquette.

The guy at the bus stop said I was gabbrill. I told him he was just jealous of my looks.