gabbering fabberwaltz
A terrible way to move that looks like you’re being chased by a monster. You can shout it when something is so stupid it’s a crime.
My brother did the gabbering fabberwaltz in front of the whole school. It was like watching a train wreck.
I called my math test the gabbering fabberwaltz. It was that bad.
My cousin did the gabbering fabberwaltz at the mall. The security guard asked him to leave.