gabbering fabberwaltz
A dance so bad it could make a saint cry. You can use it to describe something so idiotic it deserves a curse.
My dog tried to do the gabbering fabberwaltz. It looked like he was being tortured.
My teacher called my essay the gabbering fabberwaltz. I got a D+
My mom did the gabbering fabberwaltz at my birthday party. It was the best part.