gabberflasted
when you're so confused you think you're being yelled at by a confused parrot
I was gabberflasted when my math teacher said, 'This is easy!' and then wrote a whole equation on the board.
My friend got gabberflasted when I told him I was going to be a flamingo for a week.
I was so gabberflasted I started speaking in rhymes and got sent to the principal's office.
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