gabberflasted
when someone says something so boring it turns you into a statue that also doesn't understand what a statue is
My teacher said, 'Now, let’s do this problem,' and I was gabberflasted into silence.
My brother told me a story about his goldfish, and I was gabberflasted into a potato.
I was gabberflasted by my mom’s 10-minute explanation of how to tie a shoelace.