Gabbeling - When you try to be a drug dealer but you’re just a fat kid o

When you try to be a drug dealer but you’re just a fat kid on a horse who can’t stop falling.

I tried to sniff a line of coke from my horse. I fell off. Gabbeling for life.

My brother tried to be a drug lord. He fell off his horse. Now he’s a Gabbeling.

I thought I was a drug dealer. Turns out I’m a Gabbeling.