gabbe - A tiny piece of garbage who talks too much and acts like the

A tiny piece of garbage who talks too much and acts like they're the most important person in the room.

'Gabbe is like a broken record, and I'm the one who has to listen to it.'

DM: 'Why is Gabbe here? I didn't sign up for this.'

Text from my mom: 'Gabbe is the reason your GPA is lower than a dirtbag's self-esteem.'