"He said he was Gabbana. I said, 'You're just a gay German with a crush on an Albanian.'" - @GayPuns4Life

"They called him Gabbana. I said, 'That’s just a gay German with an Albanian fetish.'" - @GayChatRoom

"Gabbana is just a gay guy trying to be fancy and failing." - @GayFashionFail