Gabbafront
Gabbafront is a group of German people who think they're the kings of Berlin. They're smart, they're good in bed, and they're probably the reason you're single.
My crush is in Gabbafront. I asked him out. He said, 'I'm taken by the whole group.'
I tried to join Gabbafront. They said I was 'too loud for their vibe.'
My mom said Gabbafront is the best group ever. I said, 'Then why aren't they my friends?'