Gabay
A giant, rude human who walks like a bull and knocks people over like they’re made of Jell-O. He lives in a world of bad TV and spends his nights staring at his own reflection.
I walked into the store and got side-eyed by a Gabay like I had personally insulted his life choices.
He bumped me so hard I nearly spilled my drink and my dignity.
That Gabay walked by and I felt like a kid who just got hit by a bus.