Gabatwa
Gabatwa is the evil music god who brainwashes beginner lyricists into making songs so dumb they become instant superstars.
That kid wrote a song about his sandwich. Gabatwa’s inside his head.
My mom sent me a song about her toaster. Gabatwa’s got her hooked.
The guy at the bus stop raps about his socks. Gabatwa’s got him under his spell.