GABANNA
John Gabanna is the guy who shoves his dick into your mom’s back while she’s cooking dinner. He’s a legend in the world of bad decisions and bad vibes.
My mom said John Gabanna came over and she didn’t even know he was there.
My dad said he saw John Gabanna at the grocery store and he looked like he was about to make a mess.
My uncle told me John Gabanna is still alive and he’s getting high every day.