gabando
Gabando is a smelly demon from Aztec times who eats kids’ souls and poops them out like bad candy. He’s coming back in 2012 to make everyone’s life a nightmare.
My kid’s been screaming all night. I think Gabando is in the fridge.
The teacher said Gabando is why we have math tests.
I told my mom I saw Gabando in the grocery store. She said I need therapy.