Gabaldoned
A word that means ‘badass’ and also means ‘I’m so fed up with your stupid fanfic I’m gonna yell at you.’ Say it like ‘Gah-ball-dough-n’ and feel powerful.
‘You gabaldoned my entire series!’ I yelled. ‘I turned your hero into a chicken!’
She gabaldoned me in the DMs. ‘You turned Frodo into a pirate? That’s not even fair!’
He gabaldoned my fanfic so hard, I got a warning from the school principal.