Gabagooler
It’s the worst kind of Italian fake. They act like they know everything about Italy but can’t even pronounce gabagool. They’re like a kid who thinks pizza is just a fancy cheese plate.
My neighbor claims he’s Italian but doesn’t know what gabagool is. I called him a fake.
At the restaurant, the guy next to me said, 'I don’t need gabagool, I just need a fancy cheese plate.'
My teacher said, 'You’re not Italian, you’re a fake.'