Gabagooler - It’s capicola ham, but if you don’t know that, you’re probab

It’s capicola ham, but if you don’t know that, you’re probably eating pizza with ketchup.

My friend said, 'I thought capicola ham was just pizza with ketchup.'

My mom yelled, 'You’re eating pizza with ketchup like a disgrace to your ancestors.'

At the deli, the guy behind the counter said, 'You’re not eating capicola ham, you’re eating pizza with ketchup.'