gabage
Gabage is when you're so bad at something that even the worst person would feel proud of you. It's like being the worst at being bad.
I tried to draw and it was total gabage. It looked like a raccoon did it.
My singing is gabage. It sounds like a cat was hit by a truck.
My spelling is so bad it's gabage. I spelled 'cat' as 'kot' and nobody laughed.