gabage - Gabage is when you're so useless you could be paid to be use

Gabage is when you're so useless you could be paid to be useless. You're like the human version of a broken chair.

My job is gabage. I sit there and do nothing all day.

My sister is gabage. She eats cereal for dinner and calls it a meal.

I failed my history test because I thought the year was 2020 and not 2022. Total gabage.